One-liners

[Bhuna50]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE RUSSIAN CHAP ON HERE THAT CAN HELP WITH A PROBLEM I HAVE.

APPARENTLY HIS NAME IS KAPSLOKOV.

 

[Martinr36]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE RUSSIAN CHAP ON HERE THAT CAN HELP WITH A PROBLEM I HAVE.

APPARENTLY HIS NAME IS KAPSLOKOV.

Sounds shifty

 

[AgentCooper]

Sounds shifty

Yeah, we’d best keep tabs on him 😶

 

[Martinr36]

Yeah, we’d best keep tabs on him 😶

Keep control of him

 

[AgentCooper]

Keep control of him

I’d give him some space, if I were you.

 

[Bhuna50]

I've Returned.

 

[AgentCooper]

Enough of the terrible keyboard jokes now, lads. I don’t ever want to see them return.

 

[Scott]

*cries*

 

[AgentCooper]

I've Returned.

You beat me to it by a split second, damn it 😆

 

[Bhuna50]

Trying to put an End to this are you - just because you cant come up with an Alternative

 

[Scott]

*Alt-F4*

 

[Bhuna50]

*Alt-F4*

Nearly pressed those then - that was close...

 

[Scott]

*CTRL-ALT-Down Arrow*

 

[ubuysa]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE RUSSIAN CHAP ON HERE THAT CAN HELP WITH A PROBLEM I HAVE.

APPARENTLY HIS NAME IS KAPSLOKOV.

Go see his brother Numlockov. His Home is near Pgup, that's down at the End of Pgdwn. To Enter press the little Insert, but be quick he has a lot of Alt entrances and may Esc before you can Ctrl him....

 

[Martinr36]

Enough of the terrible keyboard jokes now, lads. I don’t ever want to see them return.

Can you come up with an ALTernative

 

[AgentCooper]

Does anyone want to hear some chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.

 

[Bhuna50]

Slow down. You just flue in there with that joke didnt you.

 

[Bhuna50]

I went to clean the chimney the other day.
It shouted at me "NOOO".
I said "Soot yourself."

 

[Scott]

The big chimney says to the little chimney... You're too young to smoke!

 

[Martinr36]

I'll just leave this hear seeing that chimney's is the topic