One-liners

[ubuysa]

Did they play any good tracks?


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I reckon that joke has now hit the buffers.

 

[Bhuna50]

I reckon that joke has now hit the buffers.

All change.


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[Martinr36]

All change.


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Noted.............

 

[AgentCooper]

Guys, you've derailed the thread here.

 

[ubuysa]

Guys, you've derailed the thread here.

Arrgghh! [hair pulling out emoji]

 

[Scott]

Guys, you've derailed the thread here.

Indeed, lets get back on track.

(Surprised you let that one slip @ubuysa )

 

[ubuysa]

Indeed, lets get back on track.

(Surprised you let that one slip @ubuysa [emoji23] )

I'm sorry, but @ubuysa has just thrown himself under a train....



Which was hard by the way because there aren't any trains on Crete!

 

[AgentCooper]

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

 

[Martinr36]

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

you really floored us with that one

 

[Martinr36]

After everything that’s gone on this year I knew 2020 would end in tiers 😪😭

 

[ubuysa]

After everything that’s gone on this year I knew 2020 would end in tiers 😪😭

Oh that one is just the ticket. You really raised the barrier there.

 

[Martinr36]

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the ducks bill.

 

[ubuysa]

I don't understand, I just ordered four Kindles from Amazon and they've sent me a Two Ronnies DVD...

 

[Bhuna50]

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times men were called Lance a lot.


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[Scott]

I don't understand, I just ordered four Kindles from Amazon and they've sent me a Two Ronnies DVD...

This wins so far. One of the best sketches in comedy history IMO.

 

[SpyderTracks]

This wins so far. One of the best sketches in comedy history IMO.

Still gets me, every time

 

[Martinr36]

This wins so far. One of the best sketches in comedy history IMO.

Brilliant sketch

 

[snappyhappy2015]

I wanted to use beef stew as my password but the damn computer said it was not stroganoff.

 

[ubuysa]

The drug dealers in Yorkshire are mixing Ecstasy with Wrigley's chewing gum. It's called 'E by gum'....

 

[SpyderTracks]

The drug dealers in Yorkshire are mixing Ecstasy with Wrigley's chewing gum. It's called 'E by gum'....

That's pure gold!