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My pole volting career didnt take off, the bar was set to high
I just interviewed a bloke for a job. “Can you perform under pressure?” I asked. He replied "No, but I do a great Bohemian Rhapsody".
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I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
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I once read a book to solve insomia, it was such a long read that I stayed up all night.
Have you tried that new coconut shampoo? It leaves your coconuts looking fabulous.
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what did the stamp say to the envolope? stick with me and we'll go places.
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how can you distinguish an alligator from a crocodile? the alligator will see you later and the crocodile will be in a while.
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A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kick-box-in
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at university I was going to join the debating team, but someone talked me out of it.
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not a one liner but made me laugh, from reddit
I got sacked from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
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when I was young my parents said I can be anything I wanted to be, the sky's the limit, It made me sad as I wanted to be an astronaut.
The rest failed to pass 'go' and collect £200 (or is it euro's these days?)
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I can’t even count how many times I failed a maths test at school
My wife told me I was childish the other day whilst we were out shopping. I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley.