One-liners

[Martinr36]

If you could go back and give your 14 year old self one piece of advice, what would it be?

Don't get married 😂😂😂
Having said that 3 good things came out of my marriage and they are my daughters

 

[TonyCarter]

If you could go back and give your 14 year old self one piece of advice, what would it be?

For most people it would probably be 'Don't get married and have kids'?

Or in my school days it was Margi Clarke telling us all to wear condoms ALL THE TIME...so I have no kids...but it's getting very sweaty in here

 

[Martinr36]

 

[TonyCarter]

It's because he's got a phone cover on it...he needs to take it off so it fits better and scratches both sides!

But I can't blame they youth of today either, as I complained to the dealer when I picked up my new car yesterday that it didn't have the latest maps installed...after I'd just told him that I don't use the BMW maps as they're crap & expensive (use Waze on my phone or my Garmin sat-nav). Couldn't stop myself, it just came out.

 

[Martinr36]

But I can't blame they youth of today either, as I complained to the dealer when I picked up my new car yesterday that it didn't have the latest maps installed

Just updated the maps on my tuscon, they are getting there, Waze is the best with google just a bit behind

 

[ubuysa]

If you could go back and give your 14 year old self one piece of advice, what would it be?

Mine would be...

Stop worrying what people think about you. Most people are too busy worrying what people think of them to think anything of you.

 

[TonyCarter]

My condition means I‘be never really cared what people think of me, and I don’t understand when people get upset when I give them truthful answers / honest opinions.

 

[SpyderTracks]

My condition means I‘be never really cared what people think of me, and I don’t understand when people get upset when I give them truthful answers / honest opinions.

I’m trying to adopt that condition

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Nat9320]

 

[ubuysa]

Eye of toad,
Ear of bat,
Dinner's ready,
Just like that!

 

[TonyCarter]

Oh dear, I'm just missing the dodo feather...will a peacock feather do?

 

[Martinr36]

Oh dear, I'm just missing the dodo feather...will a peacock feather do?

If you want loads of bad luck 😂😂😂

 

[ubuysa]

I have some racing geese for sale, let me know if you want a quick gander.

 

[davhun]

Oh dear, I'm just missing the dodo feather...will a peacock feather do?

A single peacock feather won't do. So are two peacock feathers a dodo or a nono.

 

[ubuysa]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]