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SpyderTracks

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I woke up at 06:30 after a nightmare about my colleagues

I'm already feeling like the Captain! Need a week off!

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TonyCarter

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Well after your recent escapade,I'd stick to sightseeing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Sports injuries are cool, the girls love them!

But yes, part of my decision process is down to how quickly my arm/shoulder fully recovers. Most of the bruising is gone, and have a physio appointment next week.

Well at A&E they do!
 

Martinr36

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I phoned my wife earlier and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work but she just grunted at me. I think she still regrets letting me
name the twins.
When I was a kid, we had some pet goldfish, and that's what we called them, if we'd got a third one, it was going to be called peas... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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