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TonyCarter

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This time of year is terrible...I'm out of work and can't decide between a holiday to New Zealand or Japan and between skiing or sightseeing!

Woe is me :LOL:
 

TonyCarter

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Well after your recent escapade,I'd stick to sightseeing 😂😂😂
Sports injuries are cool, the girls love them!

But yes, part of my decision process is down to how quickly my arm/shoulder fully recovers. Most of the bruising is gone, and have a physio appointment next week.

Well at A&E they do!
 

Martinr36

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I phoned my wife earlier and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work but she just grunted at me. I think she still regrets letting me
name the twins.
When I was a kid, we had some pet goldfish, and that's what we called them, if we'd got a third one, it was going to be called peas... 😂😂😂😂
 
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