One-liners

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[Nat9320]

 

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[Salmon Fisher]

I dunno, I’d be quite riveted!

"Oi! Mary, trim my nails for me please"

 

[Martinr36]

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Not here they haven't 😂😂😂😭

 

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Not here they haven't 😂😂😂😭

I know someone that took their decorations down boxing day, I'm like 👀

 

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Yes @SpyderTracks it can get more bizarre, I know, you didn't think it could did you? It can

 

[Martinr36]

I know someone that took their decorations down boxing day, I'm like 👀

To take them down, they have to go up in the first place 😂😂😂😂

 

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To take them down, they have to go up in the first place 😂😂😂😂

Grinch 🟩😁

 

[Martinr36]

Grinch 🟩😁

He's an amateur 😂😂😂😂

 

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He's an amateur 😂😂😂😂

Oh my we are jolly aren't we? Wait for it, wait for it, cos @Martinr36 Mr brightside 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

 

[TonyCarter]

I didn’t bother as I was away skiing, and took advantage of the lights & snow that Banff Town Council laid on.

 

[SimonPeters116]

I don't bother either.
I'd only be doing it for me, no-one else comes here and I live on my own.
I spend Xmas day at my daughters house with my grandkids, and daughter obviously.
I spend Boxing Day at my mothers house with all the extended family, 4 generations now. Only 15 of us sat down for dinner this year.
We don't expect my mother, who's over 80, to feed the horde. Everyone brings something for the table. I brought Xmas pudding, home made brandy butter, cream etc. It's all prearranged, we've been using the same list of who brings what for several years. We descend on my mother because she has the space. It's a big 18th century house where all us kids were raised, and where she's lived for 60+ years. It's home to us all

So basically I'm too lazy to put them up, just to take them down again, when I won't be there for the two main days they're up for.

 

[Martinr36]

I spent most of it working,only off on Christmas day, which suits me fine, when I worked in the uni pre retirement, we used to close down from Christmas eve till the 2nd, that long pointless break, used to do my head in

 

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[Scoped Badger]

@HomerJ, can you get a bigger image please? I can't see that one.

EDIT

This is nowhere near as funny now you've deleted it!!

 

[Rakk]

As a reminder, not only are swearwords not allowed in general text, they aren't allowed in images/videos/whatever either (yes I deleted some stuff)

 

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As a reminder, not only are swearwords not allowed in general text, they aren't allowed in images/videos/whatever either (yes I deleted some stuff)

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