One-liners

[TonyCarter]

Cats are almost as selfish as me.

The moment you start licking all their bits they get all weird, but expect you to sit there quietly whilst they nibble on your ears or nostrils!

 

[SpyderTracks]

Cats are almost as selfish as me.

The moment you start licking all their bits they get all weird, but expect you to sit there quietly whilst they nibble on your ears or nostrils!

 

[ubuysa]

I'm sick and tired of people pretending they know all about Mozart when they haven't even seen one of his paintings.

 

[TonyCarter]

I'm sick and tired of people pretending they know all about Mozart when they haven't even seen one of his paintings.

I prefer Les & Paul guitars to Stan & Various ones!