One-liners

[TonyCarter]

A friend was telling me about this place, it’s coal fired and cooked in beef dripping, desperately want to try it

Upton Chippie

I do like that they're sticking to what they know, rather than expanding to deep-fried battered sausages, chop-suey rolls, savouries, fish-cakes, pies, et al.

But they're a bit far for me...my fish & chips would be cold by the time I got back (even considering the way I drive)

I think @Martinr36 is a little closer, but less motorway/a-roads will mean we'd arrive about the same time

 

[Martinr36]

We've got a decent chippy in congleton, they only open Thursday-Saturday, mini fish, regular fish and large chips is £12.40

 

[AgentCooper]

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

Apparently I wasn’t putting enough shifts in.

 

[ubuysa]

So you were DEL by CTRL and now have to find ALT employment? That's not much FN. I'd go HOME if I were you, take a PAUSE and then look for an ESC somewhere. Crete is nice, but not right now.....

 

[TonyCarter]

So you were DEL by CTRL and now have to find ALT employment? That's not much FN. I'd go HOME if I were you, take a PAUSE and then look for an ESC somewhere. Crete is nice, but not right now.....

Somewhere with a bit of SPACE, and a bar that will let you build up a TAB to get completely SHIFT-faced!

 

[Salmon Fisher]

Somewhere with a bit of SPACE, and a bar that will let you build up a TAB to get completely SHIFT-faced!

Sounds qwerty good to me.

 

[Martinr36]

So that's where he got the idea...

 

[TonyCarter]

The Indian one is probably more reliable, can take a higher load, and fit about 10 times more people.

 

[davhun]

The Indian one is probably more reliable, can take a higher load, and fit about 10 times more people.

But it does't have wing mirrors.

 

[TonyCarter]

But it does't have wing mirrors.

If it had wing mirrors you would have to aim for larger gaps to avoid knocking them off - and what's behind you shouldn't be of concern in a supposedly (by those in the West) fatalist culture.

 

[SpyderTracks]

This has to be one of the best attempts at an insult I've ever seen

 

[TonyCarter]

Is that a euphemism for having sex with the maid?

 

[SpyderTracks]

Is that a euphemism for having sex with the maid?

Lols, perhaps it is.

I enjoyed taking it at face value. Because doing that with something as wonderful as a good iron skillet would be a mortal sin in my book

 

[TonyCarter]

Lols, perhaps it is.

I enjoyed taking it at face value. Because doing that with something as wonderful as a good iron skillet would be a mortal sin in my book

I don't put anything in the dishwasher...as I haven't got one. I prefer to wash by hand so I know I'm not damaging any expensive crockery, wine glasses, knives, pans.

 

[ubuysa]

I believe the comment to be fake, because everyone knows that the best dishwashers are made in countries other than the USA. JD Vance would never use any product that wasn't made in the USA - would he?

 

[TonyCarter]

I believe the comment to be fake, because everyone knows that the best dishwashers are made in countries other than the USA. JD Vance would never use any product that wasn't made in the USA - would he?

JD Vance's dishwasher is probably some 'Southern Gal' that one of his relatives bred from fine African stock

 

[TonyCarter]

 

[SpyderTracks]

Pretty cool, artist by the name of Loretto, obviously heavily influenced by Banksy

 

[Nat9320]

 

[Martinr36]

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Did someone tell you it it was a bull terrier/spaniel cross 😂😂😂