One-liners
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ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
If you are walking in bear country it's advisable to carry pepper spray and wear a string of bells around your neck. The bells give the bears warning that you're around and mostly they will get out of your way. The pepper spray is for when they don't. It's also very important to know what kind of bears are around, because the action you need to take depends on the bear species. The way to tell is to examine the bear droppings you come across. Brown bear droppings are generally wide and round, they contain grasses and smell quite sweet. Grizzly bear droppings are much taller and conical-shaped, they contain bells and smell of pepper.
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
I understand that most bears have heard that story already, consequently they hunt in pairs....
Martinr36
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As in the Twix advert.... 😂😂
SpyderTracks
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Doesn't matter if you choose left or right because they're both chewy, crunchy and delicious.
Martinr36
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That's the one 👍😂😂
TonyCarter
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I'm more gristly, fatty & unappealing than chewy, crunchy & delicious...so I should be safe!
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
Thanks! I just gave that a go with my wife.
The good news is the hospital is sending me home tomorrow......
My wife and I had an arrangement. I went to work and she did the cooking.
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
I just showed that to my wife. My mistake, I think, was having a hopeful look in my eyes. The hospital release date has now been put back.....
Salmon Fisher
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My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.