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The wife having her hair done

I was going to suggest a honeymoon in crete but, on reflection, i think i prefer butterflies.

You look hansome enough just as you are Martin

I know you had a boat that could sail 600 miles from land but I did not realise it could also fly. I have played safe and bought myself a jar of sardine and tomato paste. I first apply to the computer and then make a sandwich.

I don't care how fast it is going

At last, a water trough. Now we can have a drink.

Not only that, the shop held a sale and he lost a few pounds Doctor says he looks a lot fitter.

All the laptops marked as 'Special Offer' are the same in that they only offer one choice for the graphics card. Thje same may also be true for other componants. I suspect that these laptops are now end of line and about to be revised or replaced. As Ekans says though, check with PCS to see if...

I'm waiting for the self driving version. Then I shall win hands down.

Yes, but who does the cooking, shopping, washing, looks after the kids, does the gardening and services the car while you wear out the settee.

If common sense was not that common then it would be called uncommon sense but it is not so it must be common sense which means most people have it.

Have you looked at multicover which combines house and all family cars.

Mine was a bit slower than that

But not too hard

Is that the one that Father Christmas runs during the summer months from Spain? Santa Cruz I think it is called.

Then place the children in a mattress and duvet sandwich. Go away and watch TV for the evening.

Watt ?

You were robbed. I recall buying 4 gallons of petrol for under £1 and saying keep the change. A pint was the equivilant of 10p

Now where do I start ........