One-liners

TonyCarter

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Well it's after 8 somewhere in the world so why worry?
Nooooo!!!

There's only one time...
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HomerJ

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According to Einstein, time is relative to the observer, so in fact there is no such thing as 'one time'. Sorry about that.

yeah but it doesnt make a good song though

"time is relative to the observer, cant touch this do do do do do do" :LOL:
 

HomerJ

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There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
 
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