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imagine if there was no coffee, just sitting there, thinking, planning, waiting, contemplating
TonyCarter
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Or does an Admiral sit there contemplating their Naval?imagine if there was no coffee, just sitting there, thinking, planning, waiting, contemplating your navel?
Anyway, I think I could make do without coffee, as long as I could still get very strong tea.
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this reminds me of a louis rossmann video, in the video he is talking about an HP printer that someone has, they only wanted to use the scan function not print yet the printer wont allow any scans as its low on ink,
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and if your tesla not on fire
wait for it
"the ring of fire, the ring of fire DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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That's actually kwite klever
ubuysa
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Don't you just hate productive tixt....
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Not the right year, but like it!
Martinr36
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Brilliant
Watt ?
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ubuysa
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Or, if we're being informal; Georg = Alessandro / Andre-Marié
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well this is a weird story and a half
www.latimes.com
Ex-Wife Loses Big in This Game of Chance
Law: Woman hid her Lotto win from husband and quickly divorced him. Judge says she must let him have all $1.3 million.
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My Wife just phoned me and the conversation went like this :-
Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Xmas..???
Me: "Yeah."
Her: "Wind it forward One Hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds."
Me: "Right, I've done that"..
Her: "Okay, you see the Gladiator at the front Fighting the Lion"..???
Me: "I can see that, yeah."
Her: "Just behind him, there are two Gladiators having a Sword Fight with each other"..??
Me: Okay, I see them."
Her: "Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the Screen, there's a Gladiator holding a Spear"..???
Me: "Yes...! I can see him"..
Her: Right..!
"Those are the Sandals, I want for my Birthday".
Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Xmas..???
Me: "Yeah."
Her: "Wind it forward One Hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds."
Me: "Right, I've done that"..
Her: "Okay, you see the Gladiator at the front Fighting the Lion"..???
Me: "I can see that, yeah."
Her: "Just behind him, there are two Gladiators having a Sword Fight with each other"..??
Me: Okay, I see them."
Her: "Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the Screen, there's a Gladiator holding a Spear"..???
Me: "Yes...! I can see him"..
Her: Right..!
"Those are the Sandals, I want for my Birthday".
ubuysa
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This would be funny if it wasn't so flippin' true...!
Martinr36
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Another reason I'm glad, I'm YOUNG, free, and single (and loving it)