One-liners
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Martinr36
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I wonder what would have happened if the floor had been MOPPED, rather than having had a small (less than 50cc) motorcycle used on it....
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
It's America innit? One has to make allowances...
TonyCarter
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The new laptop with integrated popcorn machine?
Martinr36
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And that's why you always check for internal packing
TonyCarter
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I like the new packing peanuts that are made out of extruded corn/wheat. Just sprinkle some cheese powder (or chilli powder) and you have Wotsits!
Free snacks with every package
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
Colin's attempt to smuggle drugs inside his laptop was not well executed....
Then place the children in a mattress and duvet sandwich.
Go away and watch TV for the evening.
TonyCarter
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Does it require intimate knowledge of animal names - or does the generic 'fish & deer' work?
If the latter, then I'll offer John Deere (if it's a John Dory and a Deer)...although my quizzing mind says it thinks it knows what the 'real' answer is.
Elon Musk (Eel on Musk Deer)
Martinr36
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Nope, with the deer, think types of deer, or things associated with deer
TonyCarter
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Oooh, you’re a right rebel, ain’t you 😁
Although, to be fair, they’re lucky if they last past lunchtime on Christmas Day in our house.
HomerJ
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homer likes to live dangerously
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
Well it's after 8 somewhere in the world so why worry?