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Martinr36

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TonyCarter

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Our dogs had the same mentality with being washed.

If we tried to get them into the walk-in shower, then they'd scratch and wriggle for dear life. Take them to the groomer (or the mobile one we used later), and they'd jump up onto the raised shower area.
 

TonyCarter

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Don't you just sprinkle the shells around the entry points, and when you hear them breaking you jump out and use the clips to pin the miscreant down.

You then threaten to tighten their nuts with your 9mm if they ever come back?
 
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