One-liners

[TonyCarter]

It’s just a short-haired Collie.

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[Nat9320]

 

[Clintster]

HA!

I'm going to keep this going...

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.

I have the memory of an elephant.
I remember I once went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

 

[Clintster]

I went into a London phone box and there were cards stuck on the wall. I don't understand why anyone would want a 20 year old T.V. when you can buy new ones in Currys quite cheaply.

 

[Nat9320]

 

[ubuysa]

I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iphone. So...the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is annoyed

 

[Martinr36]

 

[davhun]

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Sometimes my breath comes in short pants as well

 

[SpyderTracks]

It is amazing how far tech has progressed even in the last 5 years

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[TonyCarter]

My Neighbour Sauron and Bilbo’s Delivery Service were some of their best work.

 

[ubuysa]

I decided to try this Signal messaging app and I've just been invited to join a discussion with somebody called Vance. Am I being scammed?

 

[ubuysa]

 

[SpyderTracks]

Trumpbuster2b3.gif

 

[TonyCarter]

FTFY

 

[SpyderTracks]

FTFY

THANK YOU!!! How did you do that, I couldn't find a way around it?

Did you embed it within an HTML wrapper?

 

[TonyCarter]

THANK YOU!!! How did you do that, I couldn't find a way around it?

Did you embed it within an HTML wrapper?

No, just used the image link button.

Of course I could have done it manually with the BBCode tags (img/pic) too.

 

[SpyderTracks]

No, just used the image link button.

Ah, image rather than media, didn't even think to try that, thanks for that