One-liners

[Tron1982]

Orion's belt is a big waist of space ...
Terrible joke, only three stars

 

[HomerJ]

imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze.

Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers 'Bless you' and hangs up.

 

[Bhuna50]

imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze.

Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers 'Bless you' and hangs up.

Even worse if they start talking to you about what you were doing last August....

 

[HomerJ]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

 

[ubuysa]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Suitably chlorinated I hope!

 

[ubuysa]

Every morning after I leave my house, a bicycle comes out of nowhere and runs me over.

It's a vicious cycle.

 

[davhun]

Every morning after I leave my house, a bicycle comes out of nowhere and runs me over.

It's a vicious cycle.

You need a bespoke bike just for you.

 

[ubuysa]

You need a bespoke bike just for you.

No, it never says anything...

 

[Tron1982]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[Martinr36]

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They've probably got a lot smaller since then

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

I thought it was against the forum rules to post pictures of stunningly beautiful women in erotic poses?

Hang on, my glasses need cleaning.....

 

[Martinr36]

I thought it was against the forum rules to post pictures of stunningly beautiful women in erotic poses?

Hang on, my glasses need cleaning.....

The thing is @ubuysa which one is you in drag

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

The thing is @ubuysa which one is you in drag

I'm behind the camera!

 

[Tron1982]

 

[Tron1982]