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HomerJ

HomerJ

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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down and I will make you pay... You have my Word!
 
Martinr36

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HomerJ

HomerJ

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Most of you won’t know this but myself and my wife, over the last month, have had the hardest month we've ever had.
It's been one of the most difficult times of our relationship.

Some days have been harder than others and many tears have flowed and many nights we've sat and talked and some hard decisions have had to be made.

Sadly after a long period of soul searching we have decided with great pain that the end has come.
We can't continue any longer with the way things are, it’s not a decision we have taken lightly but it's been born out of necessity.
Something had to change.

So it’s with great sadness that I announce after so many months of struggling and fighting the inevitable that my wife and I have decided to put the central heating on.
 
Martinr36

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HomerJ said:
Most of you won’t know this but myself and my wife, over the last month, have had the hardest month we've ever had.
It's been one of the most difficult times of our relationship.

Some days have been harder than others and many tears have flowed and many nights we've sat and talked and some hard decisions have had to be made.

Sadly after a long period of soul searching we have decided with great pain that the end has come.
We can't continue any longer with the way things are, it’s not a decision we have taken lightly but it's been born out of necessity.
Something had to change.

So it’s with great sadness that I announce after so many months of struggling and fighting the inevitable that my wife and I have decided to put the central heating on.
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Another jumper each would have been cheaper, or shared bodily warmth more romantic.....
 
ubuysa

ubuysa

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HomerJ said:
Most of you won’t know this but myself and my wife, over the last month, have had the hardest month we've ever had.
It's been one of the most difficult times of our relationship.

Some days have been harder than others and many tears have flowed and many nights we've sat and talked and some hard decisions have had to be made.

Sadly after a long period of soul searching we have decided with great pain that the end has come.
We can't continue any longer with the way things are, it’s not a decision we have taken lightly but it's been born out of necessity.
Something had to change.

So it’s with great sadness that I announce after so many months of struggling and fighting the inevitable that my wife and I have decided to put the central heating on.
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24C here today. My morning swim off the local beach was delightful. 😛
 
HomerJ

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I need advice please

My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I've hidden around the house.

Someone suggested I should just keep them in the attic.

So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake.

All the "I'm afraid of the dark" or "I don't like it up here - there are spiders" really got on my nerves.

Any other suggestions...
 
HomerJ

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Martinr36 said:
My eldest sister and her husband have gone to spend Christmas with their youngest..........in Cairns and wont be back till the end of February.......am I jealous

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a rather nippy 32 degrees c at the moment over there

they dont know what there missing
 
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