One-liners

[Tron1982]

I fear I may have sent the mods into an awful frenzy with that one!! 😬

 

[Martinr36]

I fear I may have sent the mods into an awful frenzy with that one!! 😬

Just don't follow through

 

[rouchie]

I fear I may have sent the mods into an awful frenzy with that one!! 😬

They may take steps

 

[AgentCooper]

My boss is threatening to sack the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it might be me.

 

[rouchie]

Jimmy Carr anyone? Don't worry - not THAT one!

“Viagra has instructions: ‘Keep away from children’ – what kind of man do you think I am?”

 

[Deleted member 41971]

"You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes. He's a Catholic converter"

 

[ubuysa]

My wife asked me this morning if I'd seen the dog bowl. To be honest I didn't even know he played cricket.

 

[AgentCooper]

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

 

[Martinr36]

My wife asked me this morning if I'd seen the dog bowl. To be honest I didn't even know he played cricket.

So you were stumped

 

[NoddyPirate]

Recent survey results: Nine out of ten people believe that out of ten people one person will always disagree with the other nine.

 

[Martinr36]

Statistics is the art of making figures say what you want them to

 

[ubuysa]

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

Surely you mean; there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't?

 

[AgentCooper]

Surely you mean; there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't?

Genius

 

[rouchie]

Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: ‘Oo, oo, oo, aah aah aah.’ The other replied: ‘Well, put some cold in it then.'

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[NoddyPirate]

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I think that's how Intel do their processor names lately too!

 

[Deleted member 41971]

I think that's how Intel do their processor names lately too!

talking of bad names for a product, this might be the worst name and description you could have

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[ubuysa]

talking of bad names for a product, this might be the worst name and description you could have

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This one is probably a close second.....

 

[Deleted member 41971]

This one is probably a close second.....

"durex contem 6 rolos" somehow sounds hilarious

 

[jamiephillips909]

talking of bad names for a product, this might be the worst name and description you could have

Predator Costumes - Adult Alien vs. Predator Halloween Costumes

Find Predator costumes for Halloween at great prices here. We have the full Predator costume as well as Alien vs. Predator costumes for Halloween.

www.halloweencostumes.co.uk