One-liners

[HomerJ]

A sign in a small brewery

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homer j approves this statement

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[davhun]

I do, I do ...... Smoked for 60 years but had to give it up 4 years ago. Still going though at 85.

 

[HomerJ]

I do, I do ...... Smoked for 60 years but had to give it up 4 years ago. Still going though at 85.

85

 

[SpyderTracks]

I do, I do ...... Smoked for 60 years but had to give it up 4 years ago. Still going though at 85.

Respect.

 

[AgentCooper]

I do, I do ...... Smoked for 60 years but had to give it up 4 years ago. Still going though at 85.

Christ, that’s impressive! You grew up in an era of Capstan Full Strength and Woodbines, those lungs must be forged out of cast iron!

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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That’s perfect for daddy’s day! Happy D Day to all those dads out there, especially @AgentCooper

My dad is into mugs, he loves chocolates but is now diabetic, and loves booze but drinks quite a lot every day anyway so we tend to try to not give him booze. He hates everything else pretty much.

This was my mug to him:

And this is my sisters present to him:

 

[ubuysa]

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Sir! Sir! He said "bum"....!

 

[HomerJ]

That’s perfect for daddy’s day! Happy D Day to all those dads out there, especially @AgentCooper

My dad is into mugs, he loves chocolates but is now diabetic, and loves booze but drinks quite a lot every day anyway so we tend to try to not give him booze. He hates everything else pretty much.

This was my mug to him:

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And this is my sisters present to him:

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looks don't matter as I was telling my son frankenstein the other day,

 

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

looks don't matter as I was telling my son frankenstein the other day,

[PEDANTIC MODE ON]
Frankenstein was the doctor who created "the monster". According to Mary Shelly, Dr Frankenstein was quite good looking.
[PEDANTIC MODE OFF}

 

[Martinr36]

[PEDANTIC MODE ON]
Frankenstein was the doctor who created "the monster". According to Mary Shelly, Dr Frankenstein was quite good looking.
[PEDANTIC MODE OFF}

some more useless Frankenstien information, Mary Shelly wrote it while her and her husband Percy lived in a house in West Street, Marlow.

Marlow is also famous for its bridge, which is a smaller prototype for the suspension bridge which crosses the River Danube at Budapest

 

[AgentCooper]

some more useless Frankenstien information, Mary Shelly wrote it while her and her husband Percy lived in a house in West Street, Marlow.

Marlow is also famous for its bridge, which is a smaller prototype for the suspension bridge which crosses the River Danube at Budapest

Even more useless information, the Danube is the hardest river in Europe. It could beat all our dads up at the same time.

 

[ubuysa]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Tron1982]