SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
So sooo true
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Martinr36
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Yeah that's what i thought as well
Looks a bit like the lead singer of Aerosmith. That’s going to haunt my dreams, and not in a good way.
If you turn it over it says
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SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
The fact that's with baby Yoda is what took it to that higher level 😅
Martinr36
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Since the child arrived they have been acting up a bit in order to get more attention. Getting them both wedged in the sofa cushions would be ideal 👍
Tron1982
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Pics or it didn't exist
SimonPeters116
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Young Catherine is spot on. Dylan coming out with that sort of answer, at that age and time, is scary ! 😄
Martinr36
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A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,
"I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying,
" Have a good day, Sir "...
"I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying,
" Have a good day, Sir "...