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Here's one for @SpyderTracksView attachment 34421

"look kids, its a Frisbee"


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Salmon Fisher

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The Problem with being a Programmer

My wife said “Honey, please go to the shops and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6”

I came back with 6 bottle of milk.

She said “why the hell did you buy six bottles of milk”

I said “ Because they had eggs”
 
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