One-liners

[SpyderTracks]

 

[Martinr36]

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Do what with your computer..........I remember this well

 

[Tron1982]

yep, this is legit :

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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"dad, you wouldn't be that stupid and think the world was coming to an end would you"

"look son, you know we have an upstairs to this house"

"Yes"

"and if you go up the stairs theres an attic"

"yes"

"and in that attic there is 12,000 cans of beans?"

"yes"

"Well, what do you think?"

 

[Martinr36]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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That's awesome

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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[SpyderTracks]

 

[AgentCooper]

What did Elton John say when he’d got over the flu?

Goodbye yellow drip nose.

 

[Martinr36]

What did Elton John say when he’d got over the flu?

Goodbye yellow drip nose.













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That is terrible

 

[Deleted member 41971]

That is terrible

least @AgentCooper is still standing, better than he ever did, looking like a true survivor


Ill go now

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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cheek of it

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

One for the geeks

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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i genuinely do not know how keith richards is still alive


hes 78 for gods sake

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

Here's one for @SpyderTracks