TonyCarter
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I’ve just ‘degloved’ my arm and it’s full of metal, so I’m hoping I’m Wolverine and not just one of millions of T101s.
One-liners
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HomerJ
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why am i not supprised you have a skynet t shirt
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
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That's true by the way, a catamaran is more stable inverted.
No. I'd never buy a boat that is more stable inverted than the right way up!
That's true by the way, a catamaran is more stable inverted.
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
It was entirely your fault for introducing me to that website last month, it was one of the ones I picked up, pretty cool! It would have been foolish not to.
HomerJ
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TonyCarter
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It's too early for me to even be thinking about what I'm going to be
Although might get a head start to beat the rush, and I'll be skiing for the 2 weeks before Christmas too. Not buying any new skis this year, as I found it very difficult to run with them stuff down my pants!
Maybe Everton FC could start playing more local lads in their team, as they'll know how to nick a few goals here & there.
TonyCarter
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Ubuysa, Martin, Tony, Homer, Spider?
Martinr36
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Reckon they could be some bright sparks
Scoped Badger
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It makes me irrationally angry when I see stuff like this.
Surely, SURELY, no-one is that stupid?!
HomerJ
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It makes me irrationally angry when I see stuff like this.
Surely, SURELY, no-one is that stupid?!
yes they are
HomerJ
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Very appropriate I thought
homers actually broken a pc doing that
Martinr36
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SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
That man was truly funny, I miss him.You can hear him saying this
Martinr36
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Yea, him & Roy Barraclough were a great comedy duo
TonyCarter
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I threw a laptop at (not through) a window in our HQ when it crashed whilst saving an Excel model…at 3am in the morning.
The laptop was so slow, and the Excel model so unoptimised, that it took 20 minutes to save, and an hour to run*
Yes, it was very poorly designed by me, as what was intended as a quick & dirty proof of concept to get the ‘development team’ an idea of what we needed the thing to do, ended up being the live model as the d3v team didn’t have the resources to develop it in the timeframe we needed it. So I spent longer, and longer, and longer on it as I was asked to pull in more and more data for mapping & analysis.
At least I got a new, powerful mobile workstation out of it 😁