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LOL, don't get me going on the subject of shared pedestrian/cycle ways especially when pedestrians have dogs on those extendable lead things
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A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in rural South Dakota. He shot a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New York and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes around here. We settle small disagreements like this with 'The Kick.'" The lawyer asked, "What is 'The Kick?'" The Farmer replied, "Well because the dispute occurred on my land, I get to go first. I kick you and then you kick me and so on until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about it & decided that he could easily take the old codger, so he agreed. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. He was wearing heavy, steel-toed work boots. He kicked the attorney in the gonads, dropping him to his knees, and causing him to vomit, and fall face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
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Surely that's just to catch drunk drivers?
Well, it's striking a very similar pose to me when I'm drunk.
Well, it's striking a very similar pose to me when I'm drunk.
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You should see Grok which is what Musk paid silly money for because he was positive it would be used for iPhones and android handsets, but then OpenAi stole that contract with GPT-4o
Musk was so salty when that deal was done, as soon as apple announced it twitter was suddenly awash with really obvious disinformation about apple. Was really funny.
Then because he basically had no use for Grok and it’s so poor no one is interested in its services, he forced it as opt in on all twitter accounts. (Highly recommend disabling it if you haven’t already). But it gets absolutely nothing right, it’s completely pointless
Here's how to disable X (Twitter) from using your data to train its Grok AI | TechCrunch
The setting is turned on by default, but the good news is that you can turn it off and also delete your conversation history with the AI.
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