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Martinr36
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Woman stops 12 ft gator with .22 pistol!
"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.
Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.
It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
"If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.
The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"
"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.
Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.
It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
"If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.
The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"
Salmon Fisher
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Just had a letter back from Screwfix. They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.
TonyCarter
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I don't know about that, there's a very attractive young lady at our local one, and I thought it was just to stop the builders from going to Toolstation.
Salmon Fisher
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My wife has been missing for over a week now . The Police said to prepare for the worst..... So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
HomerJ
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homer and @AccidentalDenz waiting for a wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll
SpyderTracks
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4 out of 3 people struggle with Maths.
AccidentalDenz
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Yes we do!
HomerJ
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homer doesnt, homer knows what a thingy is when he sees one
ubuysa
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You don't jest either. When Burger King (I think) in the USA introduced a 1/3 pounder burger it flopped. Because most Americans thought that because 4 was bigger than 3 a 1/4 pounder was bigger. And that's a true story!
Martinr36
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Being American it doesn't surprise me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SpyderTracks
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Only about 38% of Americans actually own a valid passport, there’s a ginormous amount of the population who’ve never left their own state.
I love Americans, those that are remotely educated are funny and lovely people. It’s just there’s a huge number that unfortunately never got a basic education and think the local diner is exotic culture