One-liners
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SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Man after my own heart
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
This is so damn true, everything about it makes zero sense yet provides uncompromised satisfaction and incessantly annoying obsessive banter!
HomerJ
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Martinr36
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7 glasses of water, I'd be doing my 9000 steps backwards and forwards to the loo. maybe change that to 7 black coffees
TonyCarter
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9 thousand steps during my
8 hours of sleep (dreaming on walking up Snowdon or around the Nurburgring)
7 glasses (pints?) of water, if you include the water in my tea, coffee, gin, vodka
6 minutes of meditation, every time I go the toilet
5 servings of fruit & veg...all of them on top of my pizza
4 breaks for mental/physical stretching - although most of my day is that anyway
3 meals, 3 healthy snacks, and all the unhealthy snacks t don't need to count
2 sacrifices to the Dark Lord are getting up in the morning and spending all my day on the cesspit that is the internet
1 session of exercise which drags me back to bed in the evening
Martinr36
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You get a few nuclear ones on the north West Coast of England, or so I've heard 😂😂
Or there's these from season 4 of the boys
TonyCarter
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Looks wood-fired to me
If it's anything like on of my neighbours, she's gone over from wood-fired to 'grass'-fired.
HomerJ
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homer will wake up shouting
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa flying ninja sheep aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Ha, that's fantastic!
Martinr36
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Yeah was probably the best episode of the season