One-liners

[Martinr36]

Not even the staff in John Lewis continually asking me to leave is going to spoil my day.

You should have heard the subtle announcements over the tannoy at work tonight, trying to get customer to the tills and out out of the shop at 7pm, I can guarantee I would not have been that subtle

 

[HomerJ]

You should have heard the subtle announcements over the tannoy at work tonight, trying to get customer to the tills and out out of the shop at 7pm, I can guarantee I would not have been that subtle

🙄📢📢📢📢📢📢📢 #£&#&@#£#&#&# and have. Nice Christmas 👍 no nor me on a tannoy

 

[ubuysa]

I bet it was a real problem for Joseph and Mary. Imagine trying to buy last minute baby care items in the middle of a holiday!


And yes, that was posted on Christmas morning. I'm online to the many forums I help out on, checking whether anyone's Christmas PC present is playing up. All good so far....

 

[Martinr36]

I bet it was a real problem for Joseph and Mary. Imagine trying to buy last minute baby care items in the middle of a holiday!


And yes, that was posted on Christmas morning. I'm online to the many forums I help out on, checking whether anyone's Christmas PC present is playing up. All good so far....

Yeah but think of all the bargains they could pick up in the boxing day sales (my eldest daughters birthday is actually boxing day)

 

[davhun]

Yeah but think of all the bargains they could pick up in the boxing day sales (my eldest daughters birthday is actually boxing day)

29th February on non leap years would be even cheaper

 

[Martinr36]

Love this 😂😂😂

 

[ubuysa]

Just be grateful that Elongated Muskrat cannot ever be president.....

 

[SimonPeters116]

Love this 😂😂😂

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Poor dog :'(

 

[Martinr36]

Just be grateful that Elongated Muskrat cannot ever be president.....

Boris Johnson was born in the Bronx, maybe he should go for the job 🤣🤣🤣

 

[HomerJ]

Where's my cookie for making people laugh 😂