One-liners

[SpyderTracks]

We don't allow religious jokes on here - there are zealots who might be offended that you've misinterpreted their fairy tale sacred texts!

 

[TonyCarter]

Just 'tossing in a hand grenade' as my consultant colleagues used to say...

 

[SpyderTracks]

Just 'tossing in a hand grenade' as my consultant colleagues used to say...

That’s normally my job!

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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Remember Santa was created by coca-cola, you know, the stand up guys who laced a kids drink with cocaine right up until it was forcibly banned.

Santa is definitely selling any data he has, I demand a revision of that check box!

 

[HomerJ]

Remember Santa was created by coca-cola, you know, the stand up guys who laced a kids drink with cocaine right up until it was forcibly banned.

Santa is definitely selling any data he has, I demand a revision of that check box!

yes that's fair enough but that comment doesn't work with the joke does it

 

[Martinr36]

Santa is definitely selling any data he has, I demand a revision of that check box!

Yeah, totally agree, I mean who knows what he snoops at when he breaks in to folks houses every year

 

[HomerJ]

Yeah, totally agree, I mean who knows what he snoops at when he breaks in to folks houses every year

@Martinr36 extensive collection of beard combs 🫵👍

 

[ubuysa]

We don't allow Santa jokes on here - there are zealots who might be offended that you've misinterpreted their sacred texts fairly tale! 🤪

 

[Martinr36]

 

[TonyCarter]

Remember Santa was created by coca-cola, you know, the stand up guys who laced a kids drink with cocaine right up until it was forcibly banned.

Santa is definitely selling any data he has, I demand a revision of that check box!

Not having any kids myself, I can't speak to the voracity of the claim, but a couple of friends with children have said they always have Calpol with them on long trips so they can dose the kids to make them sleepy.

Maybe Coca-Cola were just trying to help parents out by making them so numb they didn't care?

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Paul1964]

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I like the "Keep texting" gag as well.

 

[Martinr36]

I like the "Keep texting" gag as well.

yeah, me too