One-liners

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[Martinr36]

Most people have no idea that the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an apple with very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed.

 

[TonyCarter]

Most people have no idea that the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an apple with very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed.

We really should call things that cause crashes 'snakes' instead of 'bugs' then...as it was that sudden influx of malware that caused it.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Nat9320]

The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good pre-season results… 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-4

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Nat9320]

I met a dyslexic Yorkshireman the other day.

He was wearing a cat flap.

 

[Nat9320]