One-liners

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[Martinr36]

Most people have no idea that the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an apple with very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed.

 

[TonyCarter]

Most people have no idea that the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an apple with very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed.

We really should call things that cause crashes 'snakes' instead of 'bugs' then...as it was that sudden influx of malware that caused it.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Nat9320]

The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good pre-season results… 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-4

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Nat9320]

I met a dyslexic Yorkshireman the other day.

He was wearing a cat flap.

 

[Nat9320]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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Literally wetting myself, I love that, that's going on the work group chat!

 

[ubuysa]

I've been researching the story of Noah's Ark. What many people don't realise is that there were two arks. The second contained several levels and was used to save the freshwater fish.

It was known as the multi-story carp ark.

 

[TonyCarter]

I've been researching the story of Noah's Ark. What many people don't realise is that there were two arks. The second contained several levels and was used to save the freshwater fish.

It was known as the multi-story carp ark.

We don't allow religious jokes on here - there are zealots who might be offended that you've misinterpreted their fairy tale sacred texts!