One-liners

[Martinr36]

Not really because he's still at risk on the other side of the road. I would have advised him to turn around and run away as fast as he could.

Very true, one on the other side of the road was the cause of my motorbike accident when I was 17😂😂😂

 

[HomerJ]

I'd have advised him to stay at home, with the lights off and the curtains drawn, watching reruns of Open University - better safe than sorry!

This forum makes me laugh 😂

 

[TonyCarter]

This forum makes me laugh 😂

Isn't that the point

 

[ubuysa]

 

[Tron1982]

November don't have afternoon!
It only have morning until 2pm then it's night

 

[TonyCarter]

November don't have afternoon!
It only have morning until 2pm then it's night

It's currently so dull that my home office light is switched on when I start work at 8:00am and stays on until I finish work/play at 8:00pm.

 

[SpyderTracks]

November don't have afternoon!
It only have morning until 2pm then it's night

It's currently so dull that my home office light is switched on when I start work at 8:00am and stays on until I finish work/play at 8:00pm.

Apparently the current greyness is a weather phenomenon called “anticyclonic gloom”

 

[ubuysa]

It's bright and sunny here. Blue skies and 24C. What's the problem? 😎

 

[SpyderTracks]

It's bright and sunny here. Blue skies and 24C. What's the problem? 😎

Lols, it's been a constant grey covering for 2 months here, haven't seen sunshine for ages, and there's a permanents misty wet feeling but it's not actually raining.

 

[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

“anticyclonic gloom”

i think my nan had that

 

[TonyCarter]

“anticyclonic gloom”

i think my nan had that

I think I prefer that to a roomy anticolonic.

 

[Martinr36]

It's currently so dull that my home office light is switched on when I start work at 8:00am and stays on until I finish work/play at 8:00pm.

You mean there's an 8 am, well I never, even if I go out for an early ride, I don't get up before 9

 

[TonyCarter]

You mean there's an 8 am, well I never, even if I go out for an early ride, I don't get up before 9

I'm not a morning person either (without an alarm I'd probably wake about 10am), but at least I only do it 5 days a week - and when I say 'start work' I mean I turn the laptop on and then go and make coffee & breakfast, watch a bit of news, have a morning constitutional, and then slowly open Microsoft Outlook and see what's come in from our international team members over night.

I used to be able to think of it a game where I win cash for solving puzzles - but I know all the answers to those puzzles, it almost feels like cheating or that I'm speed-running it

 

[SpyderTracks]

have a morning constitutional

This takes me the best part of around 4 hours, best part of my day. I include coffee, fry up, few episodes of frasier, forum catch up, and many cigarettes in this

 

[HomerJ]

and many cigarettes in this

 

[TonyCarter]

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See, they were right, smoking does stunt your growth...this arachnid is missing a couple of limbs - or it's got it's back feet up as it relaxes

 

[HomerJ]

See, they were right, smoking does stunt your growth...this arachnid is missing a couple of limbs - or it's got it's back feet up as it relaxes

i think thats the best comment ever on the forum

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]