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[Martinr36]

This should be illegal.

I think we should start a new pre Christmas figurehead, Dark Santa, sponsored by Monster, if there’s any mention of Christmas before a certain date, everyone dresses up as dark Santa and drops through your roof tiles dropping from a drone, and ties you up and silences you with a mask of shame, then leaves you there until Christmas to ponder your sins!

That sounds pretty festive I think? Certainly brings people together.

Yep sounds like a good plan to me.

At the moment at work, we have Halloween and Christmas stuff, I'm expecting the fireworks stuff will be there soon, then once halloween and fireworks are done, easter eggs etc will show up next

 

[SpyderTracks]

Yep sounds like a good plan to me.

At the moment at work, we have Halloween and Christmas stuff, I'm expecting the fireworks stuff will be there soon, then once halloween and fireworks are done, easter eggs etc will show up next

The one thing that’s always been done really well is Cadbury cream eggs. Always only released between the same dates every year, really clever that

 

[HomerJ]

Yep sounds like a good plan to me.

At the moment at work, we have Halloween and Christmas stuff, I'm expecting the fireworks stuff will be there soon, then once halloween and fireworks are done, easter eggs etc will show up next

attach fireworks to santa decoration but thats just homer working in retail

 

[HomerJ]

this would concern homer if seeing that out and about

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[SpyderTracks]

this would concern homer if seeing that out and about

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You see, to me that looks remarkably like my picture of Beelzebub in hell?

 

[HomerJ]

You see, to me that looks remarkably like my picture of Beelzebub in hell?

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on second thoughts you can do the window displays in future if homer works in retail again, 👍

 

[HomerJ]

im guessing this is christmas round @SpyderTracks place

 

[SpyderTracks]

im guessing this is christmas round @SpyderTracks place

Definitely!

Or this:

 

[HomerJ]

Definitely!

Or this:

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[TonyCarter]

Ready to go yippee-ki-yay on your ay-ess-ess.

 

[HomerJ]

homer will never forget that line, yippee-ki-yay mutha do to t and c the rest is persona non grata

 

[Martinr36]

attach fireworks to santa decoration but thats just homer working in retail

Oh I really want a nice high powered water pistol, so when the kids come calling, and say, trick or treat, I can say trick, and give them a good soaking 😂😂😂😂

 

[HomerJ]

Oh I really want a nice high powered water pistol, so when the kids come calling, and say, trick or treat, I can say trick, and give them a good soaking 😂😂😂😂

 

[Martinr36]

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Yep that's about the type of thing I'm talking about 😁😁😁😁👍

 

[HomerJ]

and @Martinr36 homer is in no way responsible for any kids being sumasalted 50 feet in the air just making that clear

 

[HomerJ]

amazing what combos of emojis homer can get away with

👍😁👍 👍🐨👍 👍🐔👍

 

[ubuysa]

I propose that we start a charity box. Anyone on here who uses the C-word before December is required to place £1 (in my case €1.2) in a virtual charity box for each time they use the C-word. In December, when the use of the C-word will be permitted, we can decide to which charity we will donate the sizeable sum we should already have collected!

 

[TonyCarter]

I propose that we start a charity box. Anyone on here who uses the C-word before December is required to place £1 (in my case €1.2) in a virtual charity box for each time they use the C-word. In December, when the use of the C-word will be permitted, we can decide to which charity we will donate the sizeable sum we should already have collected!

What's the 'C' word?

ETA: think I've worked it out...is it 'clod'?

 

[TonyCarter]

Oh I really want a nice high powered water pistol, so when the kids come calling, and say, trick or treat, I can say trick, and give them a good soaking 😂😂😂😂

My mate got a warning from his local firearms licensing officer after putting some of my 'death juice' chilli oil, diluted with water, in a super-soaker to deter 'pests'.

 

[Martinr36]

What's the 'C' word?

Probably the one that can be replaced with a 4 letter word beginning with X