One-liners
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HomerJ
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SpyderTracks
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The coffee isn’t helping with the transformation this morning.
HomerJ
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☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ Better or worse?
TonyCarter
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I think I used to go out with her.
She looked like the skin-suit in the pub/club, but I'd wake up next to the other one and I always wondered wether it was alcohol or alien abduction.
HomerJ
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i worked in a shop that put out Christmas stock in june, thats right, june, im serious, im not joking, this happened
SpyderTracks
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This should be illegal.
I think we should start a new pre Christmas figurehead, Dark Santa, sponsored by Monster, if there’s any mention of Christmas before a certain date, everyone dresses up as dark Santa and drops through your roof tiles dropping from a drone, and ties you up and silences you with a mask of shame, then leaves you there until Christmas to ponder your sins!
That sounds pretty festive I think? Certainly brings people together.
HomerJ
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the funniest part for me was when me and another work colleague were having a sword fight each of us having two rolls of wrapping paper each in the back, we were like screw this you want christmas in june then see what happens
see, that plan sounds amazing and something i wish id did, lol
TonyCarter
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I just use psychology to annoy anyone in the office who starts getting ready for Christmas too early.
It usually takes the form of singing carols or counting down 'sleeps' until Christmas on the first day back in the office after New Year...and when they complain, I simply point out that they started it!
It usually takes the form of singing carols or counting down 'sleeps' until Christmas on the first day back in the office after New Year...and when they complain, I simply point out that they started it!
HomerJ
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@SpyderTracks to add to this, once a customer came up in july and said it doesnt feel christmassy yet, a work colleague looked at them and said, "no, cos its july and you have a sun hat on" i mean that was funny
SpyderTracks
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Anything before 1st of December for me is a mortal sin, when the calendars come out and I get my morning chocolate from behind that door that invariably rips off it's hinges and makes me feel like a giant, then I'm on board.
Anything before that just riles me up.
Anything before that just riles me up.