One-liners

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

No use asking an American to do that then.......

 

[davhun]

So there I was at the side of the road. The car had stopped and wouldn’t start.
Steam coming from under the bonnet and oil running out from underneath.
I flagged this car down and the driver said “Can I do anything to help? I said “Do you know anything about cars?” He said “No. I’m not a mechanic, I’m a chiropodist”
I said “Well in that case could you give me a toe” ....🤣

There's a man with a vinyl showcase who could give you a toe

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Tron1982]

I like summer in Britain (the french or the great one ), this year, it was the 14th of august

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

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That guy has got style

 

[ubuysa]

This is style.....

 

[Martinr36]

This is style.....

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It could also be an early Christmas present for Elon musk....🤣

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

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I don't ever remember seeing anybody kissing under a missing toe......

 

[SpyderTracks]

I don't ever remember seeing anybody kissing under a missing toe......

It’s a daily occurance for me, any missing limbs really.

 

[davhun]

I don't ever remember seeing anybody kissing under a missing toe......

We all have to do it toegether.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SiAdams]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

Not sure about these pies

 

[Martinr36]

Gotta love this, this is 100% genuine, a letter from my insurance company informing me that they had updated their records with my new address, this was forwarded onto me from my old landlord, as it was sent to the old address 🤣🤣🤣🤣