One-liners

[ubuysa]

There are threee erors in this sentence.

 

[Bhuna50]

 

[ubuysa]

Tahts risbubh

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

[Pedantic Mode On]
An MRI scanner and a CAT scanner are two entirely different beasts. Therefore your attempt at medical (or animal?) humour is as dead as the dead thing from the dead place. So there!
[Pedantic Mode Off]

It did make me smile though.....

 

[HomerJ]

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

 

[SpyderTracks]

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

But there will inevitably be plenty of screws spare out in the open.

 

[HomerJ]

But there will inevitably be plenty of screws spare out in the open.

i had that once, assembled the wardrobe, had it upright, stood back and the door fell off, I was like probably should have attached that bit

 

[davhun]

i had that once, assembled the wardrobe, had it upright, stood back and the door fell off, I was like probably should have attached that bit

Is a wardrobe something you wear when you go to hospital?

 

[ubuysa]

But there will inevitably be plenty of screws spare out in the open.

Any it will be a bit shaky after 12 months....

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

this is just hilarious

Stockport Manager Refused To Do Sky Sports Interviews Because They Never Fixed His Skybox

Jim Gannon is a Stockport County hero and his grudge over one dodgy Skybox is the stuff of legends.

www.sportbible.com

 

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

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what if its an ssd zebra

 

[HomerJ]

My Dad always said it was rude to point. Great man, rubbish bricklayer.

 

[ubuysa]

what if its an ssd zebra

Then it's going to die soon....

 

[davhun]

Then it's going to die soon....

So only half of him gets buried on the Isle of Wight then

 

[HomerJ]

Then it's going to die soon....

straight to the point that

#ubuysaoffewwords