One-liners

[Martinr36]

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just hope she doesn't decide to either of 2 other suits on you.....

 

[ubuysa]

For our pearl wedding anniversary (30 years) I was advised to buy pearls for my wife.

I bought her 'Pearl's a singer' by Elkie Brooks.

True story.....

Oh, and I've got our ruby wedding anniversary sorted too. Can you guess?

 

[Martinr36]

For our pearl wedding anniversary (30 years) I was advised to buy pearls for my wife.

I bought her 'Pearl's a singer' by Elkie Brooks.

True story.....

Oh, and I've got our ruby wedding sorted. Can you guess?

When my ex was having our first daughter, I took some flowers into hospital for her......A 4 pack of flowers IPA, and that's the only flowers I ever got her🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻

 

[davhun]

For our pearl wedding anniversary (30 years) I was advised to buy pearls for my wife.

I bought her 'Pearl's a singer' by Elkie Brooks.

True story.....

Oh, and I've got our ruby wedding anniversary sorted too. Can you guess?

How about a Ruby Wax ticket.

 

[smallkube]

For our pearl wedding anniversary (30 years) I was advised to buy pearls for my wife.

I bought her 'Pearl's a singer' by Elkie Brooks.

True story.....

Oh, and I've got our ruby wedding anniversary sorted too. Can you guess?

I'm assuming it'll be the Kaiser Chief's. though i'd go for this:

 

[ubuysa]

'Ruby don't take your love to town' of course!

 

[HomerJ]

I took some flowers into hospital for her......A 4 pack of flowers IPA

homer would marry you


uummmmmmmmm beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

 

[HomerJ]

just hope she doesn't decide to either of 2 other suits on you.....

if i see her going to jd sports for a baseball bat then it turns out this is not good advice.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

if i see her going to jd sports for a baseball bat then it turns out this is not good advice.

or down to B&Q to get a Spade

 

[HomerJ]

or down to B&Q to get a Spade

dont give her any ideas @Martinr36




I prefer homer J chestnuts not roasting on an open fire this Christmas thanks

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[davhun]

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Do I see a quacked winscreen on that car?

 

[ubuysa]

I bet it uses Duckhams oil.

 

[Martinr36]

I bet it uses Duckhams oil.

Of course mallard

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[SpyderTracks]

Soooo true!

 

[HomerJ]

Soooo true!

substitute books for vinyl and @SpyderTracks right now