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So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.'
He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'
He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'
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So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness"
SpyderTracks
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We've just put our heating on for the first time this winter, which is late if you think about it. But apparently next week it's going to be back at 18c! Worlds gone mad.
Martinr36
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I've just got round to shutting the flat window at about 7PM, still in shorts and tee shirts during the day
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I'm on my way, get the kettle on!
Martinr36
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I couldn't cope with that, its too darn hot........... Oh and it looks as though you need to replace the batteries
ubuysa
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A lovely cup of Turkish Coffee would go down a storm!
Well I had to clear frost of my windshield this morning...
ubuysa
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How dare you! In Greece it's Greek coffee.
SpyderTracks
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Ours has a smattering too, but I refuse to go outside the front, full of werewolves and vampires.
Tron1982
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How dare you! In Greece it's Greek coffee.
As we lost something like 15°C between saturday and sunday, can i join @SpyderTracks to enjoy a cup of coffee ?
Please ?
Bhuna50
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Warning: avoid bright light, don't get it wet, and don't feed it after midnightAs we lost something like 15°C between saturday and sunday, can i join @SpyderTracks to enjoy a cup of coffee ?
Please ?