One-liners

[Deleted member 41971]

I'll have you know that I have a reputation in work as an anti-social social butterfly. I don't talk a huge amount, but I'm often organising team nights out and stuff (mostly by email)!

I can imagine a quiz night in the pub,

"now round 1, gaming between 1990 and 2020"

"denz ----------------

 

[AccidentalDenz]

I can imagine a quiz night in the pub,

"now round 1, gaming between 1990 and 2020"

"denz ----------------

There's a couple of us go to a monthly film quiz in the city centre. I have kicked some ass there!

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

There's a couple of us go to a monthly film quiz in the city centre. I have kicked some ass there!

plot twist, turns out your Maurice moss afterall,






do you work at Reynholm Industries by any chance?

 

[Deleted member 41971]

least this guy took it well 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Husband Gave His Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything He Owned – Literally

Divorce settlements, which often force the two estranged spouses to split their belongings 50/50, can be both emotionally and financially painful. In an unambiguous and ironic gesture, one man in Germany told Laura, his ex-wife, just what he thought of her – by literally cutting all of their...

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[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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[Deleted member 41971]

below is apparently a Uniquely shaped petrol pump, operated by a truck driver, London, circa 1930."

someone commented and this has to be the funniest comment in a while

"Everybody sing along : "Pump like an Egyptian, pump like an Egyptian,
all the dudes at the Pharaoh's shop say way-o way-o way-oooooooo ......"

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[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/w54an9

 

[Salmon Fisher]

I shouldn't but.......

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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and if I ever won the lottery this would be me

Lottery Winner Wears Scream Mask To Collect Winnings

<p>Thinking about what I’d do if I won the lottery is personally one of my favourite daydreams.</p>

www.unilad.com

 

[Deleted member 41971]