Salmon Fisher
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Irish archaeologists believe they've found a headstone for the oldest living human ever recorded. It's badly worn, but it says he was 193, and known only as Miles from Dublin.
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Bhuna50
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I thought it would be but just wanted to check
All done and I did Gift Aid it too although the email doesnt say that:
The wife shouted at me because I didn’t open the car door for her mother.
I said, ‘I’m sorry, love. I just panicked and swam to the surface’
I said, ‘I’m sorry, love. I just panicked and swam to the surface’
Salmon Fisher
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I'll be having a bit of a sale tomorrow if anyone's interested I need to get rid of,
3 trampolines.
8 Green wheelie bins.
23 green recycling bags.
2 fence panels.
1 shed roof (in good condition).
2 large boxes of assorted plastic bags.
2 lawn chairs.
1 rooftop TV aerial.
More stock arriving throughout the day !
3 trampolines.
8 Green wheelie bins.
23 green recycling bags.
2 fence panels.
1 shed roof (in good condition).
2 large boxes of assorted plastic bags.
2 lawn chairs.
1 rooftop TV aerial.
More stock arriving throughout the day !
Martinr36
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Have you any walls to go with the shed roof?
Salmon Fisher
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Not yet, but we've now got a gazebo and three BBQ covers in.....if you're interested.
Salmon Fisher
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Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43, although his rival Fahrenheit was convinced he was 109.
Martinr36
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Long time friends Sylvia & Wanda meet up in Heaven!!
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?...
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?...
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
Salmon Fisher
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My tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views across the city, drive a £250k company vehicle and get paid to travel.
They always look so disappointed when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
They always look so disappointed when I tell them I'm a bus driver.