One-liners
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SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Backstage at the auditions to join Queen:
‘Does Freddie Mercury know how to play guitar?’
‘No, but Brian may’
‘Does Freddie Mercury know how to play guitar?’
‘No, but Brian may’
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Weeks away from giving birth and the dad jokes start in
Dad jokes - that’s how eye roll 😜Weeks away from giving birth and the dad jokes start in
Bhuna50
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It would probably have worked better in French if the name of the lead guitarist in Queen was Brian Peut(sorry to ruin the "dad jokes" mood, but i didn't get it ^^"
is there anyone who will be kind enough to explain it to a poor french guys redacting is phd without enought brain cells to translate accuratly this joke ? o
Salmon Fisher
Enthusiast
I failed my test to be a professional abseiling instructor today.
I let myself down badly.
I let myself down badly.
Salmon Fisher
Enthusiast
What did Will Smith leave on Chris Rocks face?
Fresh Prints
Fresh Prints
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
To the person who stole my trainers and hi-viz jacket...
You can run, but you can't hide.
You can run, but you can't hide.
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Thrilling chase underway
JediMonsoon
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I like this mainly cos it’s close to where I live.
JediMonsoon
Gold Level Poster
There were two biscuits walking down the street and one says to the other “Where do you live?” The second biscuit replies “I’m not telling you, you may steal my washing!”
Whit?
