One-liners
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Bhuna50
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SpyderTracks
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Through all the work, they're gently humming away "What a Feline" by Irene CaraNah - this isnt tech support - its cable management
If you want fast delivery to France, ask for delivery to IrelandI'm working on that joke, but with the usual french strike about work conditions, it may take some time to finish it and deliver it.
But, to apologies, it will be delivered with some french cheese and a baguette
(but it should be faster that fedex delivery to France anyway
Ok, enough with the cliché, i hope this put a smile on your face, if not, you still can send me a message and i'll talk about it with my syndicate
ok, ok, i'm out XD
(For information, as human factors engineer (or ergonomist), i will, maybe, work someday on real work conditions and environment
Martinr36
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Just a quick update to let everyone know how I am I was admitted to hospital yesterday and they are keeping me in, I have only gone and poisoned myself. What I thought was an onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb. They said I should be out sometime in the spring......😂 xx
SpyderTracks
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Tell me, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?I can still hear the sound
Martinr36
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I can still hear the sound
Tron1982
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That's the one
But, i do prefer this one :
PS : sorry, but i did not understood what you mean ^^"
SpyderTracks
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It's a quote from silence of the lambs
The sound of dial up makes me think of lambs screaming
Martinr36
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first time i've heard that
Tron1982
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WOW Oo
Salmon Fisher
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I found a record, in a charity shop, called " sounds of wasps". Cool.
Got it home and put it on.
This doesn't sound like wasps, I thought. Then I realised, I was listening to the bee side.
Got it home and put it on.
This doesn't sound like wasps, I thought. Then I realised, I was listening to the bee side.
Salmon Fisher
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"Clarisse, I can smell......your GPU, check your airflow.
Bhuna50
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Apologies for delay but I ran a comp week before last for a joke that would make me laugh as I needed a pick-me-up.
Well this one did it
at the time - just been a bit busy to come on and sort out a winner So @ActuallyDenz - let me know your charity choice and a tenner will be making its way later.
AccidentalDenz
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My go-to charity will always be Shine, they've helped me out a lot over the years, and I try to give back when I can (I have them selected on Humble Bundle for when there's not a default charity)!Apologies for delay but I ran a comp week before last for a joke that would make me laugh as I needed a pick-me-up.
Well this one did it
So @ActuallyDenz - let me know your charity choice and a tenner will be making its way later.