One-liners

[Tron1982]

After your messages, this is what come to my mind :

You guys are nuts !
I like that !

 

[Martinr36]

This is an actual sign outside a house on one of my cycle rides

 

[davhun]

Whenever I go for a meal I always take a spare tablecloth

 

[Salmon Fisher]

Eve was the first person to ignore Apple terms and conditions.

 

[SpyderTracks]

"Why should I upgrade? My PC can still run modern games"

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/12fyc5k

 

[Scott]

"Why should I upgrade? My PC can still run modern games"

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/12fyc5k

Seamless

 

[Salmon Fisher]

Saw a poignant documentary about a man faking telekinesis yesterday. Moving stuff, really touching.

 

[Martinr36]

Went to a fancy dress party dressed as an alarm clock but left early in a bad mood.
Everyone kept winding me up all night.........!!

 

[davhun]

Went to a fancy dress party dressed as an alarm clock but left early in a bad mood.
Everyone kept winding me up all night.........!!

Yes, I saw that and it alarmed me as well. Still, I won hands down by 6-30 in the morning.

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[AgentCooper]

Ohm my god 😶

 

[AgentCooper]

Two charged particles have had a night out on the lash and are stumbling their way home.

One of them pipes up, ‘Oh no, I think I’ve lost an electron somewhere’

‘Are you sure?’ his mate asks.

He replies, ‘Of course I’m sure, I’m positive’

 

[Martinr36]

Ohm my god 😶

Watt are you going on about

 

[SpyderTracks]

Two charged particles have had a night out on the lash and are stumbling their way home.

One of them pipes up, ‘Oh no, I think I’ve lost an electron somewhere’

‘Are you sure?’ his mate asks.

He replies, ‘Of course I’m sure, I’m positive’

Watt are you going on about

Shocking

 

[davhun]

Watt are you going on about

I don't know. I'm phased out.

 

[Tron1982]

 

[SimonPeters116]

Many years ago when the local sports center was built, they missed the units up when building the swimming pool, and therefore it couldn't be used for competition as it was to short

Many years ago, they built a swimming pool in my village. A 4 lane competition pool.
2 years later we went metric, the pool was now too short, because 100 yards was changed to 100 metres.

True Story