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One-liners
- Thread starter AgentCooper
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I'm so well-spoken that I've never been involved in any argy bargy... or if we're going to be formal about it; Argentina bargentina.
NoddyPirate
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I thought it might be Argentina Flat-Bottomed Boat?
Martinr36
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A right Maradona, we'll hand you that one
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a policeman walks by a street vendor
policeman:”What are you selling?”
Vendor:” Apple seeds... $5 a pop!”
Policeman:”What???Why would anyone want to eat apple seed?”
Vendor:” They make you smarter!”
Policeman:” OK, give me one (swallows it)... wait a minute? For $5 I could have bought a pound of apples and got myself at least 20 seeds!”
Vendor:” See!!! You’re smarter already!”
Policeman:” WOW, you’re right... Give me two more, quick!”
policeman:”What are you selling?”
Vendor:” Apple seeds... $5 a pop!”
Policeman:”What???Why would anyone want to eat apple seed?”
Vendor:” They make you smarter!”
Policeman:” OK, give me one (swallows it)... wait a minute? For $5 I could have bought a pound of apples and got myself at least 20 seeds!”
Vendor:” See!!! You’re smarter already!”
Policeman:” WOW, you’re right... Give me two more, quick!”
Mrs Cooper just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
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Martinr36
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I daresay that was an odd segment of his life
NoddyPirate
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As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
jamiephillips909
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I burnt my finger on my processor 
My granddad never thought he’d be able to shoot down a German plane. Last year he finally succeeded.
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there was once a boy named odd, People made fun of him because of his name,
so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd"
so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd"
NoddyPirate
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What do you get if you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
NoddyPirate
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled all the way to absolute zero? He's 0K now.