HomerJ
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spyders fell in love
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spyders fell in love
Ekans2011
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My lovely puppy, unfortunately, after 12 months of training with my wife, is more of a 50-kg hamster than a guard dog...
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Martinr36
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It's that the remains of someone who upset him 😂😂😂
TonyCarter
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I read that as “…after 12 months of training my wife is more of a 50kg hamster than a guard dog”.My lovely puppy, unfortunately, after 12 months of training with my wife is more of a 50kg hamster than a guard dog...
Ekans2011
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I would be happy if so...she is definitely over 50 kg and far more dangerous than Black...
Martinr36
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TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
And one more thing I would add - it’s ok to be “one” instead of part of a couple. Don’t waste time wishing things were different- enjoy the freedom you have while you have it.
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
And one more thing I would add - it’s ok to be “one” instead of part of a couple. Don’t waste time wishing things were different- enjoy the freedom you have while you have it.
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
That's superb!
Martinr36
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It is rather isn't it, and so true
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
I might actually get that made up as a poster and frame it above my bed!
HomerJ
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ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
Nope. There's a bush between him and the car.
HomerJ
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SimonPeters116
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I live in the Golf area.
I've been to The Far North and the Pirates, and everywhere in between 😊
HomerJ
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SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Been stuck on this one for half an hour now
