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Aza

Aza

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Martinr36 said:
My eldest daughter was 15 days late, they were threatening to use dynamite to get her going...........her time keeping hasn't improved and she'll be 30 come boxing day this year............
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I was two weeks late myself, given i'm now only 2 or 3 minutes late for stuff these days I think i've done pretty well catching up...

Any news on the little one?
Apparently REALLY hot curries can help (Is that the dynamite Martin is referring to?)
 
AgentCooper

AgentCooper

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We are coming up to one week overdue and the wee man doesn’t seem to want to make an appearance.

Today we spent the afternoon at the hospital where they did a procedure on Mrs C called ‘stretch and sweep’. I won’t elaborate as some of you may have recently eaten but it’s not fun.

Whilst that was happening I was foolishly left alone in a room with a roll of micropore tape.

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Martinr36

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AgentCooper said:
We are coming up to one week overdue and the wee man doesn’t seem to want to make an appearance.

Today we spent the afternoon at the hospital where they did a procedure on Mrs C called ‘stretch and sweep’. I won’t elaborate as some of you may have recently eaten but it’s not fun.

Whilst that was happening I was foolishly left alone in a room with a roll of micropore tape.

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(Black and white for extra gravitas)
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Oh stretch & sweep............yep they did that with my eldest to try and get her out, guess what's next............

Love the photo
 
SpyderTracks

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AgentCooper said:
We are coming up to one week overdue and the wee man doesn’t seem to want to make an appearance.

Today we spent the afternoon at the hospital where they did a procedure on Mrs C called ‘stretch and sweep’. I won’t elaborate as some of you may have recently eaten but it’s not fun.

Whilst that was happening I was foolishly left alone in a room with a roll of micropore tape.

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The Chinese dentist reference on the clock also adds to the weight of it.

I hope Mrs C isn't too uncomfortable, may Mini Coops make an appearance shortly.
 
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barlew

barlew

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AgentCooper said:
We are coming up to one week overdue and the wee man doesn’t seem to want to make an appearance.

Today we spent the afternoon at the hospital where they did a procedure on Mrs C called ‘stretch and sweep’. I won’t elaborate as some of you may have recently eaten but it’s not fun.

Whilst that was happening I was foolishly left alone in a room with a roll of micropore tape.

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(Black and white for extra gravitas)
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Well that's it son they've pulled the pin. Hit the deck and cover your head.
 
Aza

Aza

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SpyderTracks said:
The Chinese dentist reference on the clock also adds to the weight of it.

I hope Mrs C isn't too uncomfortable, may Mini Coops make an appearance shortly.
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Any news? Am I too late for the Mini Cooper jokes?
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You can print it out and have it on the bedroom door! :)


P.S If its a boy and you're calling him Morris, I AM going to wet myself....
 
Martinr36

Martinr36

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Aza said:
Any news? Am I too late for the Mini Cooper jokes?
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You can print it out and have it on the bedroom door! :)


P.S If its a boy and you're calling him Morris, I AM going to wet myself....
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Could call him Austin as well
 
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