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    Just been outside helping a guy wearing a hooded robe and carrying a scythe clear the front of his car. I was de-icing with Death.
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    PCSPECIALIST PC lights and fan come on, but power button flashes and nothing on screen

    Do us a favour, can you bang up a pic of the back of the pc. Pleased.
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    have CDO. It is like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
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    I've decided that from January 1st I'll only be watching videos in 1080p or above. It's my New Year's Resolution
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    Oatily
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    Last week a man drowned in a bowl of muesli and the coroner just recorded a verdict of accidental death..... it is believed a strong currant pulled him under
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    Probably didn't have a 'blue tick'.
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    PCSPECIALIST New Gaming PC, Beeping in set up?

    Glad it's sorted. Happy Christmas.
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    PCSPECIALIST New Gaming PC, Beeping in set up?

    Nothing lower down?
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    Life hack: turn any sofa into a sofa bed by telling your wife to calm down.
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    Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving, and gets pulled over. Heisenberg is in the driver's seat, the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"...
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    Where did Blackbeard keep his Buccaneers? Under his Buccan hat!
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    PCSPECIALIST Please check my sons first gaming PC

    Quick look, RAM, 32GB is possibly excessive, faster is better so 3200Mhz is much better, and dual channel usually gives better results. If you can I would suggest bumping up the PSU.
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    A friend of mine has just watched the Chernobyl box set. He grew up in the Ukraine during the 1980s and was able to count 8 historical inaccuracies on the fingers of one hand.
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    Police have confirmed that the guy who jumped from a 17th floor nightclub window wasn't a bouncer.
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    https://eloncodereview.com/
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    PCSPECIALIST Budget Gaming PC build, anything I need or can cut back on?

    What's your total budget? What games are you looking to play? I take it you're transferring windows from your old machine.
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    In a major breakthrough in the field of particle physics, researchers have - for the first time - been able to weigh rainbows. Turns out they're pretty light.
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    PCSPECIALIST Optimum RAM setup

    And possibly even the bedroom.
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