He popped out on Christmas Day - not seen him since. He'll come crawling back on pancake day and then when I've lent him some money, he'll disappear again only to be found pinned up somewhere on Good Friday.
Have you checked your page set up settings for printing hasnt got scale page on and that the margins are all set to the same size so you are not starting the print a few cms lower / to the left etc
OK - one last attempt - as 3 short beeps can indicate either memory or graphics card issues on an Asus motherboard - its looking likely to be graphics card issue as you have no output, but worth reseating the memory as well just in case.
Are you then still getting three beeps or one long / 3...
Might be a graphics card issue.
If you carefully remove it and put it back in (ie re-seating it) and try again.
You are allowed to do this just take care.
Take a pic of the back of your pc and your connections please if you could.
Can you post your configuration from your order on here please.
Have you opened it to make sure no loose connections?
Did you test it when it arrived?
Can you turn it off and then back on again and listen carefully to the number of beeps etc - as this can be code for the error that is occurring.
When you turn the machine on - are there any beeps or sounds coming from the machine?
Have you opened the machine and made sure any components have not come loose by carefully pushing them back into slots / removing and putting them back.
Are you getting any lights or anything on the machine?
Did you ever order one back in 2020 - if so put the spec up here as may be easier to upgrade that than rebuild a new one. What monitor did you get at that time too?
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