One-liners

[Martinr36]

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[HomerJ]

You know you laughed beard of wonder

Can't beat a bit of wiki ubuysa

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[TonyCarter]

Well, this is my last evening in Banff, and we’ve had some snowfall since my ‘incident’ with the teenage zombie vampire Sasquatch attack.

Can now lift my arm a bit higher, and every little twitch doesn’t end in cursing, but the bruising spread a little and covers around 270° on some parts of my upper arm, and goes from just below the armpit to the elbow…

Can’t wait to book another ski trip for March 🤣

 

[Martinr36]

Heal soon

 

[Salmon Fisher]

Meh, chicks dig scars.

 

[TonyCarter]

Meh, chicks dig scars.

It’s more of a half-sleeve tattoo - chicks love them too I hope

 

[SpyderTracks]

It’s more of a half-sleeve tattoo - chicks love them too I hope

Now you say that, hear me out here, if you look at your image without the markings, but bear in mind the ears where the red dots are with the face directly right of them in a white inking.

It looks like the rabbit guy from Donnie Darko!!!

 

[TonyCarter]

I think it looks more like a Mangolore from The Fifth Element…but it’s a Mad World

 

[Nat9320]

 

[ubuysa]

Oh that will cheer the little lad up....

 

[SpyderTracks]

Posted by a work colleague, run in powershell if you want a full on nerdgasm!

# Defining a Message
$christmasMessage = "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!"

# Defining the Christmas Tree ASCII Art
$christmasTree = @"
*
/|\
/*|O\
/*/|\*\
/X/O|*\X\
/*/X/|\X\*\
/*/O/X|*\O\O\
/X/*/X/|\X\*\X\
/*/X/*/X|O\*\X\*\
|X|
|X|
"@

# Function to colour the tree
function Colour-ChristmasTree {
param (
[string]$tree,
[string]$colour
)
$treeLines = $tree -split "`n"
foreach ($line in $treeLines) {
foreach ($char in $line.ToCharArray()) {
if ($char -eq '*') {
Write-Host -NoNewline -ForegroundColor $colour $char
} else {
Write-Host -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green $char
}
}
Write-Host
}
}

# Setting the colours for the lights
$colours = @("Yellow", "Red", "Blue")

# Loop to make the lights flash different colours
for ($i = 0; $i -lt 10; $i++) {
foreach ($colour in $colours) {
Clear-Host
Colour-ChristmasTree -tree $christmasTree -colour $colour
Write-Host -ForegroundColor Red $christmasMessage
Start-Sleep -Milliseconds 500
}
}

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

Posted by a work colleague, run in powershell if you want a full on nerdgasm!

# Defining a Message
$christmasMessage = "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!"

# Defining the Christmas Tree ASCII Art
$christmasTree = @"
*
/|\
/*|O\
/*/|\*\
/X/O|*\X\
/*/X/|\X\*\
/*/O/X|*\O\O\
/X/*/X/|\X\*\X\
/*/X/*/X|O\*\X\*\
|X|
|X|
"@

# Function to colour the tree
function Colour-ChristmasTree {
param (
[string]$tree,
[string]$colour
)
$treeLines = $tree -split "`n"
foreach ($line in $treeLines) {
foreach ($char in $line.ToCharArray()) {
if ($char -eq '*') {
Write-Host -NoNewline -ForegroundColor $colour $char
} else {
Write-Host -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green $char
}
}
Write-Host
}
}

# Setting the colours for the lights
$colours = @("Yellow", "Red", "Blue")

# Loop to make the lights flash different colours
for ($i = 0; $i -lt 10; $i++) {
foreach ($colour in $colours) {
Clear-Host
Colour-ChristmasTree -tree $christmasTree -colour $colour
Write-Host -ForegroundColor Red $christmasMessage
Start-Sleep -Milliseconds 500
}
}

That's better than a gf

Who said that 👀👀👀🙄

 

[Nat9320]

 

[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

Now you say that, hear me out here, if you look at your image without the markings, but bear in mind the ears where the red dots are with the face directly right of them in a white inking.

It looks like the rabbit guy from Donnie Darko!!!

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I did hear you out @SpyderTracks and im wondering if your on the Christmas excitement already 👀🙄👍🎅

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Nat9320]

While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, here I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and warm in front of a fire place costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs £5,000.

Right now, I am so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.

Not even the staff in John Lewis continually asking me to leave is going to spoil my day.