One-liners

[TonyCarter]

If you offend a Cretan then you should leave.....

...or he will run you through with his horns

 

[SpyderTracks]

...or he will run you through with his horns

Are Cretans all horny then?

 

[ubuysa]

Are Cretans all horny then?

Yes, but that's not why you should leave.

 

[davhun]

That would be funny if it wasn't all so very likely. What a sad bunch of navel-gazing, self-important, intolerant, thought-police the country has become. It's not like that in Crete. If you offend a Cretan then you should leave.....

But if I call a Cretan a Cretin will the snow melt

 

[ubuysa]

But if I call a Cretan a Cretin will the snow melt

No. And you'd best not plan a holiday on Crete. 🤣

 

[TonyCarter]

No. And you'd best not plan a holiday on Crete. 🤣

What is Cretan Greek for cretin?

 

[SpyderTracks]

What is Cretan Greek for cretin?

“British” I think? Of course with an accent

 

[SpyderTracks]

In the age of generative AI, it's important to be able to tell the difference between a real photo and one generated by AI.

 

[ubuysa]

What is Cretan Greek for cretin?

Malaka serves for most insults.

 

[ubuysa]

In the age of generative AI, it's important to be able to tell the difference between a real photo and one generated by AI.

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You have to hand it to her. She's got lovely feet.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[TonyCarter]

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You means there's a non-free version?

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

Malaka serves for most insults.

As anyone whose played assassins creed would know 😂😂😂

 

[TonyCarter]

It's the equivalent of 'P'takh' in Assassins Creed Qo'noS, or 'You Eediot' in AC Ren & Stimpy!

 

[ubuysa]

Malaka is also a soft cheese. It depends which vowel you stress.....

 

[TonyCarter]

Malaka is also a soft cheese. It depends which vowel you stress.....

Just like 'smeg' in Assassin's Creed - Red Dwarf